It's raining inside! No, I didn't, Dad. Now. (SCREAMS) (LAUGHING) (GROANS) (GASPS) Homer! Homer, how did you think I'd feel when I saw that? (LAUGHS) Hey, wait a minute! Ray wouldn't fit in my head. He was dead when I found him. Next song. They say everybody loves that guy, but I don't get it. His truck's gonna come around the corner right now. Homer, I know where Ray is. There's something else. All right. 16 Don't Fear the Roofer A major thunderstorm hits Springfield, and Marge demands that Homer fix their leaking roof. I want to bring him back to life. I have 45 minutes to get ready for the prom! I woke up to find an owl eating a mouse on the pillow next to me. Pizza, pizza. Then we're gonna take the dog to the V-E-T. Huh? Then we're gonna take the dog to the V-E-T. Then take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D. I guess I should look for roofers at poetry slams and yoga retreats. Well, if I was, we'd have taller kids! Huh? The episode is a … Nah. (MUTTERS) So as I was saying, Homer, Mondays, 9:00, CBS. (Hawking) I can answer that. I'm psychic. That's six years planning down the drain! (BARKING) Oh, he must smell leftovers. "Ray Magini" is an anagram for "imaginary.". Don't worry, honey. (SNEEZES) That's not gonna happen. Although, to be honest, I did enjoy lying down. Real. Where are my shoes? Man: Whoo-hoo! Read the sign, you prevert! I'll just sit over here until you stop being mad at me. At least there's one place I'm always welcome. How did it ever come to this? Sorry, Kent. Well, that... Hmm. Well, that's all very convincing and... (THUDDING) (BLABBERS) He's right over there! (SCOFFS) You're right, Marge. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); One, two, three, four! It's been so long since I've been with someone who doesn't know what a selfish pig I am. Look, I don't know if I want a roofer who hangs out in bars. I was gonna have my classmates over for a homework party. Check and mate. I'm the first man ever to feel depressed in a bar. (A shatter voice speaks) Voice: (smiling) Look at the size of that nacho plate! Not if those gutters aren't clean, you don't. Hey, watch what you say about him! I'm sure everyone's happier with Santa's Little Helper here to love them. I hope we're still friends. You know, Homer, I let a lot of things slide. (WHIMPERING) Homer, that's just to bite on, not to eat. Till when? Just you, Marge, and Yogi Bear. Right now! (GRUNTS) And why is the hole in the roof even bigger? Knockers on Route 98. I don't know. Ned, are you okay? However, he spoils a surprise party for Lenny, and makes it worse when the barstool he sits on turns to be a cake in the shape of Lenny's favorite seat, so Homer gets tossed out by Moe. Hey, come on! Much better. Well, Kent, we are, uh, exploring two theories at this point. You know, son, my dad used to take me down to Johnson's Hardware. Fine, I admit it. What a nice surprise. Nope. I think that means six more weeks of autumn. Finally, a bar for men who like to drink and look at sexy women. I bake a cake shaped like Lenny's favorite barstool, and you wreck it! Yeah. Hmm. We couldn't tell you ahead of time because you'd spill the beans. (GASPS). It's true. I bet the old people will be acting like young people, like in those cell phone ads everyone hates. I don't have a friend in the world. I hope we're still friends. Nope. To my new buddy! Oh... Homer, come down for dinner. High five! You've already agreed not to sue me for anything. Zing! (ALL COOING) A dog? - Don't fear! Jeez, Louise! That's right. (SCOFFS) You're right, Marge. That's what Grandmother. (BLABBERING) You can only see from my point of view. I think that means six more weeks of autumn. I mainly bought this house for the view. I don't have to. Homer, that's just to bite on, not to eat. But that's not true. No enjoying it! Yeah, we're all crooks. I bake a cake shaped like Lenny's favorite barstool, and you wreck it! I sold all my bad weatherjokes to Jay Mohr. He was dead when I found him. I hurt someone else. Oh, he turned a corner. But recent historical evidence indicates that Robin Hood did not actually exist. I'm afraid this calls for electroshock. Remember when you said if I used a chainsaw unsupervised, I'd hurt myself? (BLABBERING) A-ooga! I've been tracking a tear in the fabric of space-time, which combined with airborne pieces of metal at Builder's Barn to create a miniature black hole. Original used production script … I got my own problems. Where is he? Sorry, that button sticks. Description. What are you talking about? Deal. Wow. Yay, Mom! Chraol an séú heipeasóid déag, "Don't Fear the Roofer", den séú sraith déag The Simpsons ar an 1 Bealtaine 2005.Scríobh Kevin Curran an eipeasóid seo. There has to be someone who saw him. That's a very bad sign. When did I agree to that? (originally aired May 1, 2005) In another inaccurate marketing gimmick, FOX billed this show as the 350th episode, touting its big name guest star Ray Romano. Well, he'd better high five our roof! Your father is fine now. - Gimme back my hand! Hey, no one calls me a monster and questions my existence! (GULPING) Hey, hey, hey! Uh, yeah, that's what I meant. (STRAINING) (CHUCKLES) Struggle all you want, Homer. That's what I like about you, Homer. Give me one that doesn't taste so good. The episode is a parody of the 2001 film A Beautiful Mind. Light me up, Doc! GABF10: Don't Fear The Roofer SEASON SIXTEEN :: 18 Quotes Bart: I was gonna have my classmates over for a homework party, but now my refreshments are ruined. And you'll never guess where. Right now! Oh, sorry, Homer. Why don't you go find a parade and rain on it? This week, it's "Don't Fear the Roofer" from season sixteen. Who the hell are you? Homer, no one has ever seen Ray but you. The bartender at Knockers! Just a licensed and bonded roofer. Tomorrow morning you buy some shingles and fix that roof yourself! You did when I validated your parking. Come on, kids. You didn't validate my parking. Pizza, pizza. I'm psychic. (GROANS) The awesome power of the human mind. Pizza, pizza. Edit Clip Timeline Auto-GIF. Hey, I'm real sorry I never made it back yesterday. And when he gets here, we'll have ever so much fun. But when you can't keep a roof over your family's head, you're just not much of a father. Much better. Of course we are. How did you know? I'm gonna pet you raw! I'm sorry. We think alike, we act alike, we finish each other's sandwiches. My subconscious is a genius. (ON VOICE SYNTHESIZER) I live here now. I'm the first man ever to feel depressed in a bar. Look, I don't know if I want a roofer who hangs out in bars. Sure, I'll help you. It is raining in Springfield, and Homer 's roof is leaking, so Homer takes the only sensible course of action; he heads off to Moe's Tavern. I hurt someone else. Your father is fine now. (GRUNTS) (GROANS) Hey, no one calls me a monster and questions my existence! And why is the hole in the roof even bigger? And we're done. Ray doesn't exist. We'll let you go when you admit there is no Ray Magini. Ned, are you okay? (STRAINING) Oh, sorry, son. - I can't get my hand out! Share. That's easy. Don't worry, honey. All right. Now! Update: 2020-07-30. (LAUGHING) What's in the box? However, no one else can see him and Homer's insistence that the roofer does exist prompts everyone to think he has gone crazy (again). Then take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D. Huh? Dont Fear the Roofer Homer: How did it come to this? Real. Come and visit us again soon. Pizza, pizza. Well, his dandiness will slowly return with time. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna look that up. (LAUGHS) There you have it. Why did you start fixing our roof and then just disappear? Sweetheart, your friend, Ray is in your head. Wow. All rights reserved. Hey, I'm just saying, catch it while you still can. Oh! When they built this place, he hung himself. Ray, you know me better than anyone. (CHUCKLES) (LAUGHING) Well, he does seem happy here. Homer attempts to solve the problem by using Hot Wheels ramps to transport all the draining water from the roof to the front yard through the hallway, the stairway and the mail slot on the front door. It means you have to fix the roof. I went through a lot of pain and suffering because of this "little misunderstanding.". He's a human man. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Professor Frink, what's the scientific explanation for this unusually severe thunderstorm? Oh... Oh! We've had that dog as long as I can remember. Now. Let me know if you see anything you like. This is why I got into roofing! - Don't fear, Michael. I don't want to hear any more about Ray! Tomorrow morning you buy some shingles and fix that roof yourself! They'll all be sorry when I invent the world's best-tasting cola. (BOTH LAUGHING) (Ned) Hey, Homer! Watch The Simpsons - Don't Fear the Roofer (s16 e16) Online - Watch online anytime: Buy, Rent The Simpsons, Season 16 Episode 16, is available to watch and stream on FOX. Someday that bowl will overflow, and I'll be there. Don't Fear the Roofer is the 16th episode of The Simpsons season 16. Sorry. (HOMER SNORING) Homer! It's not a copy! Hey, no problem. (GASPS) Ray, will you help me fix my roof? He was supposed to be in a show-and-tell this week! Want a treat? They'll all be sorry when I invent the world's best-tasting cola. But I can make funny sounds in your microphone. Finally, a bar for men who like to drink and look at sexy women. I haven't seen this much melted cheese since I left my Billy Joel albums out in the sun. Oh, sorry, son. I've got surgery in the morning. Give me one that doesn't taste so good. Synopsis. Watch The Simpsons - Season 16 - Episode 16: Don't Fear the Roofer - アニメーション, コメディ, ドラマ, ファミリー Episode: The Simpsons' roof springs a leak when the perfect storm hits Springfield. Now all we need is an awesome theme song. And, Ned, you didn't see me because I was hiding behind the chimney. So as I was saying, Homer, Mondays, 9:00, CBS. We couldn't tell you ahead of time because you'd spill the beans. The Simpsons S 16 E 16 Dont Fear The Roofer. (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) (SCREAMS) Fascinating. Hey, Dad. Yeah. Fine. Uh! (Men) (SINGING) For he's a jolly good fellow... Oh, guys. Don't worry, Marge. My stupid friends kick me out of their stupid party. The bartender said you were there alone. Not too long. Wait. (BOTH WHINING) You know, it's too bad. Uh, I'll tell you what it means when it's over. I got standards. (LAUGHING WEAKLY) (GASPS) What? But that's not true. Oh! Hot Wheels to the rescue! So as soon as he feels loved, we're out of there. Sorry, Homer. Don't Fear the Roofer is the sixteenth episode of the sixteenth season of The Simpsons. It's true. I guess I should look for roofers at poetry slams and yoga retreats. Ooh! Something much more else. S16E16: Don't Fear the Roofer. When you're getting juiced, can you hold my turtle? It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 1, 2005, and guest-stars comedian Ray Romano and physicist Stephen Hawking. He's on his way. With the balls and the pins and the rental shoes and the very bad cheese pizza that comes in squares. Fine and dandy? After being nagged by Marge, he is happy to meet a friendly contractor, voiced by Ray Romano. Hey, Homer. How did you know? Beats me. Yeah, we're all crooks. Download available on Android and iOS devices; all other devices are limited to content streaming. My new best friend! Sweetheart, your friend, Ray is in your head. I don't have a friend in the world. Boy, that really hurt. Hey, Homer! Someday that bowl will overflow, and I'll be there. Kent Brockman here with Stormwatch 6. Yes, he does. Pizza, pizza. Marge, write that down so we can have it at home. Goodbye, college! I woke up to find an owl eating a mouse on the pillow next to me. (THUDDING) (YAWNS) Huh? That's six years planning down the drain! (WHIMPERS) (DOOR SLAMS) (BOTH LAUGHING) Ah, that's Ned Flanders. He's a lousy roofer and a flake! I didn't really check. Then it's the yard's problem. Welcome to Knockers, hon. Yeah, absolutely. Who wants ass frosting? Well, you were wrong. Hey, Homer! Ray's not coming! Homer, how did you think I'd feel when I saw that? It means you have to fix the roof. On account of my eye patch, I couldn't see Ray sitting at the bar. There's still one last thing that doesn't make sense. Type: Storyboard - used to animate and time the episode. Well, his dandiness will slowly return with time. This says my kid attempted something. I don't have to. (BOTH CHUCKLING) (Hawking) Badda-bing, badda-boom. D'oh! Look at the size of that nacho plate! Homer meets a new friend, Ray the Roofer, but gets confined to a mental institution when his friends and family think he made him up. Now let's explore the improbable series of events that led to this amusing yet tragic farce. Pizza, pizza. He was supposed to be in a show-and-tell this week! High five! It was simply a reflection. Homer devises a unique solution for getting the rain water out of their house that ultimately fails and sends him dejected off to Moe's, where he ruins Lenny's surprise party. Did you make enough for Ray? Sorry, Kent. Look through examples of Don't Fear the Roofer translation in sentences, listen to pronunciation and learn grammar. Okay, kids. Tell me! Do you see anyone here who isn't here? Actually, the technical term is electroconvulsive therapy. Once is never enough with a man like you Next song. Well, you were wrong. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. - Don't fear. I just lost this eye last night. Wait. Water flows down here, through the straightaway, a couple of wicked S-turns, around the loop of death, and out the mail slot. I guess I should look for roofers at poetry slams and yoga retreats. Goodbye, Ray! But recent historical evidence indicates that Robin Hood did not actually exist. That seems feasible. Bye! Excuse us for a moment. Well, I want to be, if you want to be. Flanders, you saw Ray on the roof with me! Now! There's nothing you can do. Whatever plays next on the jukebox. (CHUCKLING) Krusty, what's your lighthearted take on our recent bad weather? Ray's not gonna like that. I wouldn't ruin a surprise for Lenny. I'll tell you what, let me get a few more supplies, "Don't Fear the Roofer" is the sixteenth episode of the sixteenth season of The Simpsons. (CHUCKLES) Well, I see your sense of humor's not affected. I see him again! You'll see. 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